UmikoMitsuki

Hi there my lovely watchers!!! I hope you´re doing great   

This little entry is the least I can write to express my immense gratitude toward you. I´ve been writing Characters x Readers for about a year and a half even though I joined this community in 2013 and, back then, I couldn´t imagine this:

Hi everyone!

So I´ve got tagged by my lovely kouhai
I hope you enjoyed it!!


Dear 
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I threw up with George Bush and his wife
and I saw you ignore my best friend . I'm sure you're ashamed  enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your love letters to you,but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before our friendship.

Greetings to your frog Leonard, Umiko


Sooo dear would you want to do it? (I love your icon, is really cute!!)

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HOW TO WRITE YOUR OWN:
Dear -icon of the person who tagged you~
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ( 1 ). I think I realized it ( 2 ) ( 3 ) and I saw you (4 ) ( 5 ). I'm sure you're ( 6 ) enough to understand ( 7 ). I'm returning ( 8 ) to you,but I'll keep ( 9 ) as a memory. You should also know that I ( 10 )( 11 ) .

( 12 ), *Your name*   

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1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself                                                                                   

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other -  To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Hi everyone!!!:bademoticon: 
How are you doing? I hope everyone is enjoying their summer as best as you can!!  

I´ve been wanting to write this for a while. I started writing in English about five months ago and I can´t believe I have more than sixty watchers now!! WOW I know it´s nothing especial and that there are writers more incredible and fantastic but for me it´s amazing!!! Many many thanks!! You are incredible   


Thank you so much!!! I love writing stories and I enjoy it twice knowing you like them and you let me know it!! I honestly didn´t think so many people would fave and comment my stories!!

Also two little things!
1.  TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!     
2. This week I´m going to be busy so I´m afraid I´m not going to be able to check DA so often (but I will try my best to sneak a little bit!)

I think that´s all (I hope I haven´t forgotten anything...) Thanks for your time if you have read this!!  

Yes I know it´s too late for this. I hope and aren´t mad with me for taking too long doing this tag!

Okay here I go!

Tag from Tachibana-san!

The rules
1. You have to post the rules
2. Each person has to share 13 things about themselves.
3. Answer the 13 questions asked to you and invent 13 questions the people you tag will have to answer.
4. Choose 13 people
5. Go to their page to inform them that they are tagged.
6. Not something like "you are tagged if you read that." (Ignore rules 5 and 6 because they are not legit rules.)
7. You have to legitimately tag 13 people.
8. You can't say that you don't do tags.
9. Tag-backs are allowed!
10. YOU MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY. NO COMMENT. Unless you're commenting about the actual entry.
11. You have to finish within a week. If not; you'll have to do whatever the creator tells you to. Art, rp, etc.* 
12. Be creative with the title, no "I got tagged." 
13. Cussing is ALLOWED.

Let´s forget rule number 11 (this has taken more than a week) 

Things about me
1. When I sunbathe, freckles appear on my cheeks
2. I have more than a thousand songs in my Ipod
3. I have a dog, his name is Pongo (like 101 dalmatians)
4. My birthday is in two weeks
5. I know the choreography of "Happy Synthesiser"
6. When I was little a was really shy 
7. I have an older brother
8. When I was a kid I hated pink
9. One Piece is my favourite anime
10. I don´t know what more to say
11. I went to Maroon 5 concert in June
12.I´m curretly hearing Torn by Natalie Imbruglia
13. I daydream a lot

Questions!!

1. What´s your favourite colour?
 I´m not sure... Green or red

2. What do you do in your free time?
Many things! Write, read, draw, hang out with my friends...

3. Do you draw drawings if you are bored?
Yes! especially during the lessons

4. Favourite sport?
Volleyball or swimming
 
5. Favourite movies?
I would say LOTR, Avatar and The Last Samurai

6. Do you cry, if you watch sad movies?
Yes, I can´t control it...

7. Favourite book?
You can´t ask me that! There are so many that I love... 

8. Do you have pets?
Yes! A dog

9. Would you say that you are an outgoing person?
Mmmmm... Some days (Is that possible?)

10. Did you ever hit someone so hard that the person was bleeding?
No! I try to not be a violent person

11. Do you play any instrument?
Unfortunately no

12. Do you make bad jokes?
Totally!

13. What language you’d like to know?
Japanese!

LeFantomeDancer Tag!

~Rules~
1.You must post the rules
2.Everyone must share one fact about themselves 
3.No saying you don't do tags
4.You must make up 10 questions for everyone you tag


One fact about me: There 13 up there, pick the one you like the most!

Questions!!

1. Favourite Disney princess and why?
Rapunzel because I like Tangled too much!!! I love the fact that she doesn´t sit around waiting for prince charming to come to her rescue! Also I like that Flynn and her fall in love as they spend time together
When I was little Ariel, because I have always loved the ocean and swimming so I liked to imagine how would it be to be a mermaid and live underwater.

2. What mythical creature would you ride into battle?
A dragon!!! Like Eragon, it would be awesome!

3. Flying, mind-reading, or invisibility?
Flying! With big and beautiful wings!

4. If you could dye your hair any color?
I like my hair colour!

5. Choose a fictional boyfriend/girlfriend!
Only one?!?! I have so many planotic loves... Portgas D Ace or Matsuoka Rin... Akashi Seijurou?? Uchiha Itachi sounds good too... I can´t decide!!

6. Favorite TV show?
I don´t really watch the Tv now... but in my computer I watch Elementary!

7. Your weirdest memory?
It´s better if I keep it to myself

8. Favourite villain?
Gru!!!

9. Three pet peeves?
Ignorant people 
Being interrupted
Being looked down on 

10. Dream job?
A doctor so I can help people and save some lives!!

My Questions!

1. If you could live anywhere, where would you?
2. What would you like to learn?
3. Do you have siblings?
4. What type of books are your favourite? Why?
5. Something about yourself you like
6. What´s your dream?
7. Three things that make you happy
8. Day or night?
9. What´s the first thing you notice of a person?
10. Are you enjoying your holidays?


I´m not going to tag anyone, but if somebody does this I will read their tags gladly!

I got tagged again!!! This one is from the wonderful I´m so sorry for being late 

Instructions:
1. You must answer each question truthfully.
2. You can re-tag the tagger to see what they think of you.
3. Anyone is allowed to do it.
4. No bashing or being outright rude.
5. You must tag at least three people.

Questions:

1. What is your honest-to-God opinion of this Deviant?
I think Yasmochi is an incredible writer!! Also the times we have talked she/he has been very friendly with me and my rambles

2. What do you like best about this deviant's works? 
I would say the way Yasmochi describes everything makes me being able of feel the emotions and feelings the reader and the character have for each other. They are full of sweetness, passion, care, fondness and so so many things! It´s amazing!!!

3. What do you dislike about this deviant's works?
Only one thing: It´s been too long since the last one he/she submit

4. Do you watch this deviant? If so why?
Of course I do! Because, as I have said previously, his/her works are awesome!

5.Relationship status with this deviant?
I don´t know... I don´t think that kind of things... But, hopefully with time we can be friends! 

6. What would you suggest to this deviant for them to improve their works?
I hope you get inspiration soon so you can write more lovely stories!!!

7. How does this deviant make you feel and why?
Well the ones I have read were very cute and adorable and were full of fluffiness... It made me squeal!!

8. Anything else you'd like to say to this deviant?
Keep with the wonderful work!!!

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